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It looks like a robot frog that's not quite right.
Bleep bloop errr ribbit
Riii-boop
Ri-bot
r/totallynotribbits
I would've been very, very surprised and so extremely delighted if that had been a real thing
Edit: I am officially extremely delighted
I saw your comment, and STILL clicked on the link, and was still disappointed that it doesn't exist đą
That's what I thought. A robot frog for sale on Amazon.com.
Before the image loaded I imagined it was a frog-shaped milk dispenser available through Amazon.
More like Wish.com
Came here to see if someone else thought the same.
Yeah, I honestly saw it and thought, âThat doesnât look like a real animal,â but lo and behold⊠it does look a bit like a robot though.
Plot twist: It's not from the Amazon forest, but from Amazon the company.
Jeff made these
That frog ain't right.
Capitalism made me read the title and think it was a robot/toy frog bought from amazon so I wasn't as surprised when it was weird.
I was thinking it looked like something from Borderlands.
Kinda cute. Bet it's deadly as fuck
Not as dangerous as dart frogs. The milky substance would be bad news if it touched you, could make you seriously sick though.
Edit: luckily they mostly produce it when they feel threatened by a potential predator.
Dart frogs donât make their own toxins, the accumulate the toxins of their native prey. Captive dart frogs are generally not toxic.
So what happens if it starts using twitter?
They accumulate the toxins of their native prey. They probably havenât evolved a defense for Twitter toxicity so I expect that a portion of the young, impressionable dart frogs and even some older frogs fall into an echo chamber and become full blown lunatics. It sort of depends on their frog-social issues and whether or not frogs have a sense of smell that detects bullshit.
That's true with lots of animals that are poisonous. It's the venomous ones that usually make their own. But even that isn't a hard rule iirc.
Even if not a hard rule thatâs cool information to share.
i just learned about this a few days ago!! im in a simulation
Means you are about to encounter a Dart Frog. You better have learned how to brew the antidote
This is called Cunningham's Law
Still, which toxin is deadlier when used?
Dart frogs, their poison is extraordinarily powerful.
A potential predator like a human?
I mean, when youâre a frog the size of a leaf, yeah kinda.
r/forbiddensnacks
But licking them should be good, right? Or dipping them in your coffee?
I donât think youâre supposed to dunk them straight into hot coffee. IIRC, youâre supposed to slowly heat the coffee up instead.
Before or after the sugar?
I mean, go for it I guess. Not like I can stop you, but I legally canât say I recommend it and you were warned.
Good thing I have no desire to pet one! Dies for completely unrelated reasons
Think poisonous frogs are not in captivity because their diet isn't the same. Could be wrong don't test it.
Why wouldn't their diet be the same or similar in a zoo setting?
Because you donât feed them things that they use to make their poisonâŠ
Itâs the ants they eat in nature. Specific to the region they exist in naturally. One could still feed them the right stuff but that isnât what happens. Again to my limited understanding.
Dart frogs' poison comes from some certain toxic plants in their natural habitat. They don't eat the plant direct, but get it what they need from eating ants, termites and beetles.
In captivity they arn't eating insects that eat those plants. They are almost certainly fed mealworms and small crickets in captivity.
Only if youâre lactose intolerant.
That was my initial thought. Oh, frog in the rainforest? Bet it has some wicked defenses. Kept reading, yup, it's dangerous. Not as much as the Dart frog but nonetheless, not something you want to be holding against bare skin.
Probably an amphibian that shouldnât be in the pet trade. Good luck homie
The amount of animals trafficked from Amazon forest is no joke.
Itâs much too common. Thankfully this species is widespread in several SA countries :) according to google
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Maybe just maybe Brazil will be able to oust their version of Trump and can put in the wildly popular left winger who's been locked up for years because he almost won the election. He plans to stop lots of the absurd deforestation. Tho he won't be able to do it all alone.
A quick Google search shows they fall in the lowest class of concern as a threatened species and one of the more common species kept in captivity
Hey, hey! Hey. Stop. Get out of here now. Let's just work with probably and guesses. We're gonna get outraged at the things we think of in our heads, NOT what the damn Google says is good for us.
my pitchfork just dropped in value :|
See my reply
I thought this was the r/aws sub and thought Amazon was releasing a new service.
Not to be confused with Amazon Frog Milk, coming soon.
They call it frog milk but really it's just a frog purée. Ain't nobody taking the time to individually yank froggy udders just to get a drop of milk. Almonds are already hard enough.
I read this in the voice of Dinesh from Silicon Valley.
Not to sound like a huge hippie or anything, but I actually kind of hate how Amazon has totally hijacked the name of one of the greatest marvels of our planet.
I was like there is no way he bought that on Amazon. Ohhhhh
I was thinking, damn that's why they acquired roomba. Won't be long until we have Amazon robots in our house.
Sir, that is clearly a pokemon.
Greninja
The homie
Water/steel type maybe?
lololololol
That does not look real!
If I lick it, will I die, get high, or just feel silly?
Well, the frog produces a milky substance through its skin. It normally does this when threatened. It can make you seriously sick.
You might get sick. Salmonella probably.
Itâs a frog, not a fish
ITT, people not getting the salmon jokeâŠ
Frogs and salamanders are major carriers for salmonella..
Salmon...ella
Itâs a shame nobody understood your joke. A+ from me
Thank you
Chickens aren't fish, either, and yet they're major carriers of it.
Just because it has the word 'salmon' in it, doesn't mean it's a fish-only bacteria, genius.
Whoâs smarter? The bridge troll, or the one who actually pays it?
Thereâs a great web comicâŠor Reddit post (?) about âwhat happens when you lick the scienceâ that your comment made me think of. I think in this case, yeah, ya might get sick. Pretty sure theyâre poisonous. If I remember correctly, the prettier a frog, the deadlier it probably is.
Depends, are you lactose intolerant?
I canât believe this little frog ships all my stuff in 2 days.
Just your milk not everything
You know you spent too much time on tumblr when you read a completely different meaning into this sentence
No stupid, obviously he meant you can order this frog on Amazon and get it in 2 days.
Nature is wild. Itâs crazy that for 100s of millions of years there was so much cool stuff on Earth and weâll never really know exactly what it all was or what it all looked like.
There's still countless undiscovered species in the Amazon it's just so massive
How poisonous is that thing?
Yes
Gorgeous frog!!!
All hail the hypno-toad!!!
There it is! I thought I was out living memes there for a second. Shew
Cel-shaded
Halo Frog
Now the frogs wanna sell me prime subscription
Can you post a link? I searched Amazon and canât find it.
That Frog is Beautiful
I have never seen a more aptly named creature. Love the name and it looks so neat
Unlockable skin
Looks just like out of Ben10
Ok but what Pokémon is that
nope your wrong that's a Pokémon
Mf got the battlepass skin
Iâm such a dumdum I thought this was a hyper realistic robotic toy available on Amazon. Literally said out loud âoooh the original Amazon Amazonâ when it dawned on me.
Not gonna lie, I thought robot toy too.
Iâm glad Iâm not the only one but I felt dumb ah
Why, ive been around 50 years and have never seen this in my life.
Damn, looking at this video really drives home just how closely Porsche modeled the Taycan on frogs like this
Amazon has nothing to do with this... That is obviously a Tesla CyberFrog.
Looks toxic.
Anazon sells frogs now???
Waiting for someone to post the link so I can order mine.
I want to lick him
Not recommended. You probably wouldnât die. Just become seriously sick. Maybe you would die if you were weak.
Thatâs not the best camoufla⊠oooh, there are two.
It looks chonky
He is so fucking cute. đĄ
Milking karma aren't we.
Wow that's cool
ŚŽNo photos. No photos. Hey! I said no photos.â
Looks like a Lucio skin from Overwatch.
I hope its under 25$.
Could this please be posted another 12,000 times before Monday noon, please?
lol just found that gif the other dsy
Ha ha that is wicked it looks like a frog ha
*Luke Skywalker has entered the chat. *
Where are its nipples?
idk why but i hate this haha. Is it like uncanny valley but for a frog? Idk lol
....and belongs in the Amazon wild not in an aquarium.
Sadly there will be no Amazon in the coming years
They look like Transformers
Omg itâs a real life PokĂ©mon.
Looks deadly
Looks like a Pokémon
Lego frog, really!
It looks like it's made of candy
Frog
Omg. He looks fake yet real at the same time. So cute
I thought it was a robot
Blue Milk
Gotta catch âem all!
This guy looks like if I tried to make a sugar cookie regular frog but fucked up the royal icing.
In 25 years on the web, this is first time seeing it đ
Seems tiring to be so shiny.
Part robot, part balloon animal
Pokémon IRL.
What in the anime
What will Jeff Bezos come up with next?
Apparently you can buy anything on Amazon
I thought it was made out of lego before it started moving. That's super cool looking
Crap, I thought it was a picture of a Pokémon until it stated to move.
Pokemon escaped.
Hummm⊠Amazon sells Frog now ?!?
Which Pokemon is that? Experts answer please! Thank you!
Looks like a bulbasaur to me.
r/OddlyTerrifying
Amphibious option loggedâŠ. Theater matching in progressâŠ. Defense contract initiatedâŠ
The blue toes look like little gummies.
are they for real ?!?! wow they look sooo cool đ thanx for sharing
wow! milky!
It looks like a Lego
Looking like a delicious milk gummy.
Poisonous frog, death can be cute sometimes.
Aww it's adorable. It's going to kill me isn't it?
Looks like a Zbrush sculpt come to life.
You can get frogs on Amazon?! What's the link?
That thing looks delicious. If it were a gummy I would consume it.
Is this where milk steak comes from?
[[Star Wars cantina music Intensifies]]
iFrog
Didn't know Amazon made live animals. All probably get shipped prime. Can't imagine 3 or 4 plus days being healthy for the frog thing.
Looks like itâs fake or made of plastic. Weird.
How is that thing made of bath suds?
Looking like a 3D printed robot.
Neat a frog ! Starts chainsaw.
u/redditmp4bot
Amazing too
Is that a yoshi?
r/forbiddensnacks
Papa Smurf
I'm been looking on amazon Can't see these frogs anywhere. Maybe ebay?
All hail hypnotoad
So where does the milk come out?
Im glad we have footage of this for the day when none of these species exist anymore
Is this available with prime?
These aliens, wheres Agent K when you need'em, would ask for Smith but.
Is it made from Amazon Milk or does it make Amazon Milk?
u/savevideobot
Does it have nipples? Can you milk it?
Cool af but why isn't it in the amazon where it belongs?
Ooooooohhhh it has low poly graphics
And here I was expecting some milk dispenser, shaped like a frog, that I could buy off Amazon.
I too am grossed out at myself.
Lactoad, The Milk Frog Pokemon
It's Milk is said to be as nutritious as it is poisonous.
Major Jojo stands revealed.
Spicy milk boi